| Selina: | Wow, THE Batman - or is it just "Batman"? It's your choice, of course!
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| Selina: | Honey, I'm home. - Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.
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| Selina: | Ok, Intimidate me, bully me if it makes you feel big. I mean it's not like you can just kill me... |
| Shreck: | Actually, it's a lot like that.
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| Selina: | Please. I wouldn't touch you to scratch you.
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| Selina: | I am Catwoman. Hear me roar |
| Selina: | It's the so-called "normal" guys that always let you down. Sickos never scare me. At least they're committed.
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| [Catwoman just knocked the guns out of two security guards' hands] |
| Guard: | Don't hurt us, lady. Our take-home is less than $300! |
| Selina: | You're overpaid.
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| Selina: | It's gonna be a hot time in a cold town tonight. |
| Bruce: | You've got sort of a dark side, don't you? |
| Selina: | No darker than yours, Bruce.
|
| Penguin: | Check it out. We're going to disassemble the Batmobile - turn it into an H-bomb on wheels. |
| Selina: | No, he'd have even more power as a martyr. To destroy Batman, we have to turn him into what he hates the most. Namely us.
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| Selina: | Batman napalmed my arm, and knocked me off a building just when i was starting to feel good about myself. I want to play an integral part in his degradation. |
| Penguin: | A plan is forming. |
| Selina: | I want in. The thought of busting Batman makes me feel all... dirty. I think I'll give myself a bath right here. licks herself in a cat-like manner
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| Batman hits her, after she attacked him several times. |
| Selina: | How could you? I'm a woman. |
| Bruce: | I'm sorry, I... |
| She uses his confusion and kicks him ferociously until he falls over the roof, hanging from her whip. |
| Selina: | As I was saying, I'm a woman and can't be taken for granted. Life's a bitch, now so am I.
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| Selina: | You're the second man who killed me this week. But I've got seven lives left.
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| falling from a high building into an open truck |
| Selina: | Saved by kitty litter. How humiliating.
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| Selina: | Not even in office yet and already an enemies list, hmm?
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| Selina: | Meow.
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| Selina: | Did somebody say fish? I haven't be fed all day!
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| Selina: | You're catnip to a girl like me. Handsome, dazed, and to die for. Your the sencond man who killed me this week, but I've got 7 lives left. |
| Bruce: | I tried to save you. |
| Selina: | Mmm seems like every woman you try to save winds up dead... or deeply resentful. Maybe it's time for you to retire.
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| Bruce: | Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it. |
| Selina: | A kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it.
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| Selina: | A kiss under the mistle toe... a mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it. |
| Bruce: | But a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it. |
| both realise who the other one is |
| Selina: | Oh god... does this mean we have to start fighting now?
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| Selina: | Oh... I would love to live with you in your castle forever... like in a fairy tale... |
| a moment passes, then she pushes him away clawing |
| Selina: | But I just couldn't live with myself, so don't pretend this is a happy ending!
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| Selina: | I think I'm going to save one for next Christmas... In the mean time, how 'bout a kiss Anti Claus... |
She moves in with a deadly electrical kiss
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| Selina: | You know, it's... a blur. I mean, not complete amnesia. I-I-I remember Sister Mary Margaret puking in church and Betsy Riley saying it was morning sickness and I remember the time when I forgot to wear my underpants to school and the name of the boy who noticed was Ricky Friedberg. |
| she stops smiling |
| He's dead now. But last night... complete blur. Couldn't you just die? |
